October 2011
That awkward moment when you’re about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you
I can't wait until the entire cast of Jersey Shore gets Cirrhosis so the fucking show will end.
#hateonit
I've seen enough scary movies to know what happens when you do a seance on Halloween. Babe, you're gonna die!
No way! It’s going to be sweet as fuck though. We should have done it was last night, would have been better.
Apparently there's a medium coming tonight and we're having a seance.
Fuck yes!
That movie Immortals looks like it's going to be sick as fuck.